Every single day it's some commemoration, observance, or holiday. Some of them are nice. Who doesn't like Arbor Day? But a lot of them are pretty pointless. Like, what use is National Ice Cream Day? Everybody knows that every day is ice cream day!
Let's embrace the madness. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
Thanks to This Stupid Day, every day is a stupid holiday now. You will never miss another National Eat Food Day (June 4) or National Surprise Donkey Day (September 13). This will make you a hero at both social and professional events.
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